I guess JPM can break all the mirrors they want or walk under as many ladders as they care to. Who else can do what they have done and still manage to pull off (what appears will be) a green opening? I guess the unwritten rule would be if you bet against them, you or your company will be sleeping with the fishes Luca Brasi style. Capiche?
I guess the roughly $2 billion that JPM "inherited" from MFG and PFG must have improved the bottom line enough to make the earnings goblins go away. What a wonderful world we live in today.