Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Introducing The GSEC - SPX 15min

One of my spontaneous rants at KENNY's site generated the naming of a new chart formation that has caught on, the GSEC (Goldman Sachs Expanding Cock). This is a large channel up that is formed during an unexplained and unwarranted strong move up in the market like the one we have experienced over the past several weeks. When there are no fundamental or technical (or any sensible reason at all for that matter) for a market "rise", and it forms a large channel resembling some huge dildo that they use to fuck the shorts in some violent fashion.

Thus, the GSEC was born. Look for it frequently on a chart near you and be careful. This is not your standard dildo, it is the GSEC. This one is powered by your tax dollars and can be wielded by numerous male and female figures (Pelosi, Frank, Ben, Timmay et-al) without any regard to your personal preferences as to which orifice they decide to fuck you in. Since it has a virtually unlimited power source it can grow to any exponential size they can imagine.

The dangers truly lie in being short when one of these gets aroused. The beating can be humiliating and painful (as some of you know). To date there are no chat rooms that I know of offering support for GSEC abuse, but there should be. So, look out for the formation of these new chart patterns and warn your friends. See chart below for the most recent example.

GL trading.